In a surprise move announced today, OAK CITY COFFEE CEO Billy Landahl and Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz agreed to terms of the sale of Starbucks.
According to Landahl, ''Our first act of business, as you might guess, will be to change out their coffee.'' Analysts expect negative customer reactions to this change. Millions of customers will suddenly realize they've been duped all these years. It won't be pretty.